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Joke of the Day

"Fish don't seem that stupid to me. If a burrito dropped out of the sky and hung in mid air I'd prob eat it."

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"My ex-girlfriend once said ""It's either me or Twitter."" I wonder how she's doing."
"What did the thirsty Spanish pirate say? I need some arrrrrrrrrrrgua!"
"I don't like coconut so I don't eat coconut. I don't follow coconut around criticizing its texture or taste or tweets or sense of humor."
"Hot single senior citizens in your area need air conditioning."
"Really, every section of the greeting card aisle could be called ""Societal Obligation."""
"What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction? Wong Wei"
"A doctor told Donald Trump he has Acute Narcissistic Personality Disorder... Trump said ""It's not just cute, it's **the cutest** narcissistic personality disorder in the world. Believe me."""
"My friend said his baby is sooo smart but the stupid idiot can't even figure out his way home when I forget him on the bus"
"Farrah Fawcett's last wish was for all the children in the world to be safe, then Michael Jackson died."
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