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Joke of the Day

"If you guys don't hear from your sexy lady friend TC today it's because he's spending Father's Day with his family."

"Which dog can tell time? A watchdog."

"What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween? Only two more sleeps till Christmas!"

"Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem? A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY"

"What do you call a woman that is beautiful and smart? An actress."

"I was watching ""Who wants to be a Millionaire?"" on Zimbabwean TV."

"You're like a prize winning fish. I don't know whether to eat you or mount you."

"Men say they love Asian women but every time I fry up a new boyfriend's cat or dog it's like all the appreciation goes out the window."

"What happened after 14-Year-Old Richie inherited his father's footwear empire? He came into a lot of socks."

"Pupil: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do? Teacher: Of course not Pupil: Good, because I didn't do my homework"