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Joke of the Day

"A light joke. So I had this crazy dream where I weighed less than a thousandth a gram. Yeah I was like 0mg!"

"our top story today after a disappointing summer Humpty Dumpty has a great fall"

"I changed my ID to say ""Organ Bonor"" rather than ""Organ Donor"". It's spelled wrong, but I hope it still makes the doctor laugh."

"Did you hear about the drug that cures lesbianism? It's called TrisedixagenTM And for men, try IgnordacocTM"

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a spider What a web of lies!"

"What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile? The spelling and pronunciation."

"Hey smoke detectors, feel free to use that last bit of battery life to continue monitoring fires instead of getting all beepy."

"Did you hear about the guy that was accused of using his boss's hand soap as lube for masturbating? He came clean."

"I gave my cat a bath the other day... he liked it, but the fur stuck to my tongue."

"What do you call nuts on the wall? : walnuts. What do you call nuts on a chest? : chestnuts . What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth."