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Joke of the Day
"JOKE: How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb? She gives birth to a son."
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"I'm angry that only one company makes the game monopoly."
"as a lad i often drew 2 adjacent circles in a crude attempt to portray an Ass. ive since matured and only draw asses of the utmost precision"
"You know you've seen too many walking dead episodes when your hand gets stung by a bee and you start screaming for everyone to cut it off"
"The only thing more annoying than Libertarians are the people who complain about Libertarians"
"When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk? Bottom of the fifth, of course."
"How do we know cats are communists? All they ever say is Mao."
"How do you find will smith in a snow storm? Follow the fresh prints"
"[NSFW] What do you do when your penis starts acting up? Beat the fuck out of it!"
"Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into someones ass."