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Joke of the Day
"Do you need an arc? Cos i noah guy"
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"Pedophiles really get on my nerves... They're fucking immature assholes."
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"My friend recently told me he was allergic to blood... I told him he was full of it."
"Maybe ghosts ARE real and you never see them on paranormal investigation shows because they're too put off by leather statement jewelry."
"Me: This is a nice, quiet neighborhood. Real estate agent: This is a cemetery. Me: I'll take it."
"What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus? ""Smells Like Teen Spirits"""