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Joke of the Day
"And then God said, ""Let the women have feelings. A lot of feelings. Like, all of the feelings."""
Next Joke
"What's the difference ? What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went? There is no difference, you always regret both!"
"women secrets? Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40."
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick. My dad used to tell me this all the time when I was little. Still makes me chuckle to this day."
"Sometimes Victoria's Secret is Victor's secret on weekends."
"Subway is like prostitution... You pay someone else to do your wife's job!"
"[Day after Xmas] 7am: I am detoxing today, only fruit and liquids for me 9am: There are worse things than eating 14 cookies for breakfast"
"What is the difference between Feminist, Hitler, and Elizabeth Bathory Feminist with accomplish nothing before dying."
"What is a knight's favourite fish? A swordfish!"
"An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar... The number of occupants exceeds the maximum allowable number for fire safety, and thus the bartender throws them out."