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Joke of the Day

"If you plug in a toaster and take it into the bathtub with you, it will get rid of your hiccups."

"Why is a schoolhouse red? You would be too if you had 7 periods a day."

"What works better than anti-depressants? A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed."

"Sometimes Jesus appears on toast, sometimes pancakes, sometimes waffles. Always on breakfast food. Why? It's the most important meal."

"What is the difference between British beer and a pussy? The pussy only tastes like piss at the start."

"A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: ""A beer please, and one for the road."""

"I asked him about his weekend, but apparently what happens in vagueness, stays in vagueness."

"Have you heard about the guy who finally overcame his coprophilia? He got off scat-free"

"Me: *does interpretative dance Translator: *does translation dance Chief: *does interpretative dance Translator: *does translation dance"

"Time Traveler and Bar's We don't serve your kind here, said the bartender. A Time Traveler walks into a bar."