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Joke of the Day

"Two girls and a cup walk into a bar. They get shitfaced."

"What does a pig use to write his term papers with? Pen and Oink!"

"How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it."

"I stay away from granny Smith. She's just too tart for me."

"When a man tries to hug me hello or goodbye I whisper in his ear ""tip to tip"" and sigh as we embrace to ensure we never do it again."

"3 blind mice walk into a bar... ...but they are unaware of their surroundings so to draw humour from their situation would be exploitative."

"2016 That's it."

"When I'm in a good mood I act like I'm I'm in a bad mood so nobody approaches me and ruins my good mood. Neat huh!"

"When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes."

"Rick Astley Will Lend You... Any of the Pixar films in his movie collection, except one. He's never gonna give you Up."