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Joke of the Day

"How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend? With a John Deere letter."

"What's grosser than gross, and sicker than sick? When you sit on Grampa's lap and he pops a boner."

"I lost my favorite ash tray. Child Protective Services took him."

"So Oscar Pistorious was sentenced to 5 years of prison. In my opinion, his excuse was lame. I don't think he had a leg to stand on."

"[turning off Shrek 2] well, i'd say that movie was shrekcellent! ""trent, 1 more shrek pun and i'm divorcing you."" oh karen, don't ogre-react"

"[NSFW] What does a vagina and the weather have in common? When its wet its time to go inside"

"What's the difference between six dicks and a joke? You can't take a joke."

"Today I set my location on Tinder to Flint, Michigan Because I bet those girls are pretty thirsty."

"How do you start a rave in Uganda? Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling"

"I used to never give a shit, but my attitude is improving. Now I don't give two shits."