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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a kid with no arms or legs. Names."
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"What happened to the brain eating zombie that went to Washington? He starved to death."
"A sexist, a racist and a homophobe walk into a bar Bartender: 'What will it be, Mr Trump?'"
"Tony Abbot Nuff' said"
"What did Mick Jones say when he offended the Arabs sorry I'm a foreigner"
"Santa Clause for Halloween. Axe Murderer for Christmas."
"A dog walks into a bar and says I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
"Doctor and patient Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"I can hear my cat's stomach growling in D#... I better get him a tuna."
"What do a wife and a tornado have in common? First, they suck. Then, they blow. Finally, they take half your house."