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Joke of the Day

"Last night, during sex, I suddenly stopped and didn't move... She was like, ""What the hell are you doing!?"" And I was like, ""Hush baby, I saw this on PornHub....it's called 'buffering'."""

"A British man is visiting Australia. The man at customs asks him ""Do you have a criminal record?"" The British man replies ""I didn't think you'd need one to get into Australia any more."""

"I'm a straight white guy who gets sad and is terrified of intimacy. Give me my own show! I am so unique!!!!!!"

"What do you call a girl in between 2 houses? Alane"

"My family can't decide what kind of Lab to get (Chocolate, Yellow, Black, etc.) so we drew straws. I won, so we're getting a Meth."

"Do you smoke? Smokers: ""Yes."" Non-Smokers: ""Never have, never will."" Stoners: ""Smoke what?"""

"Wanna join my feminist group? We usually are outside for hours arguing over who get the hold the door open for everyone."

"What are cranes made of? Cranium."

"So I was catching up with Pacquiao and Mayweather the other day.. Mayweather turns to me and says ""Boxer? I barely know her!"""

"When does it rain money? When there's change in the weather."