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Joke of the Day
"What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies? A dead cat."
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"Never laugh at a toddlers joke unless you want to hear it repeated 425 more times."
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"I need help! So my friend is mormon and he always makes mexican jokes to me and I need something to get him back,so jokesters of reddit. Do you know any mormon jokes?"
"How do you know when the king of Egypt is horny? ...From all the Pharaoh moans."
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"Cop: Reason I pulled you over was you were swerving Me: Sorry was tryin to catch a Pokemon Cop: Which one!? I mean let me see your license"
"Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is fucked up."
"How do you make a dog sound like a cat? You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; ""Meoooow""."