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Joke of the Day

"A baby seal walks into a club. please dont hate me"

"My girlfriend said I'm too immature for her. ""If I'm immature, how come I've got an Arsfor?"" She said ""What's an Arsfor?"" ""Shitting!"" I said, and giggled for 20 minutes."

"When Karma comes back to punch you in the face...I'll be there...just in case it needs help."

"Why couldn't I call back a Bernie Sanders volunteer? Because they were using a Berner Phone."

"Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics? Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America."

"A girl's ass is like an onion... ...It'll give you really bad breath if you eat it raw!"

"DOCTOR: Your leg is broken ME: So what happens now? D: We put in a cast & it'll recover naturally HORSE: [sticks head round curtain] WHAT?!!"

"Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the slop machine !"

"Dad: Son.. Get me that Doptid Son: What's a Doptid Dad : You are..."

"Barrack Obama In India :p 15,000 CCTVs getting installed for Obama's visit in Delh.i (India). That's just racist. Just because he's black doesn't mean he'll steal anything."