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Joke of the Day

"Katana is Japanese for ""sword"". In Japan they have great respect for swords and their moms dont knock them off the wall while vacuuming"

"Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy? Because all the roads lead to Rome."

"When I was a kid I made all of my toys watch Toy Story so that they knew I was on to them."

"Once you go black you'll sit in the back"

"Today I learned... That I'm on the wrong subreddit."

"It's hard work being a commuter. You have to train a lot."

"Why does black lives matter affect the postal service? They have white mail privilege."

"I think the most profound advice my father ever told me was... ""Stop using me in your bullshit stories."""

"'You have an important event coming up? OwmeeGod, count me in!' -pimples."

"[couples therapy] ME: She thinks I make bad decisions WIFE: He traded our car for a skateboard THERAPIST: *writing notes* This guy rules"