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Joke of the Day
"Why did 8 break up with 7? Because 7 always came first!!!"
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"Alcohol increases the Send Button size by 89%."
"No one wants to feel like an obligation. Either commit to them or leave."
"I don't want my wife any longer. Her height is perfect."
"I live in the United States. Upon taking some classes in France I notice a gorgeous bombshell pass me. I check her out hard. I guess you could say I was really studying a broad."
"What do you call two crows together? Attempted murder."
"What part of a football ground is never the same ? The changing rooms !"
"Knock Knock...Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who? ""I thought you said you'd never forget...."""
"What do you call lesbians doing karate? dikewondo"
"Why are people so surprised that Joe Biden acts like such a poonhound? It's in his job description. After all, he *is* the Vice President."