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Joke of the Day

"How do you help a choking pig? With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course"

"Your cock is so small you could use it to floss teeth."

"I imagine the hardest part of becoming a supervillain is getting your doctorate."

"What kind of fish is made up of 2 sodium atoms 2 Na"

"Did you hear about the coprophile? He got off through a process of elimination."

"What is a pirate's favourite letter? He doesn't have one. He's illiterate."

"Hate shaving? Cut some time out of your morning routine by leaping into the ocean and letting the tide drag you to a watery demise instead."

"Plane Related Joke I flew TransAtlantic last month. I couldn't believe it when I saw my old mate Jack on the same flight. I shouted out ""Hi Jack!"" And six Yanks shat themselves."

"I recently participated in an erection contest. Unfortunately I didn't do so well. Let's just say there was some stiff competition."

"What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ? Don't bite any witches !"