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Joke of the Day

"Have you see the film about the guy who can't stop crywanking? It was a tearjerker."

"Did you hear, Tony the Tiger was murdered. It was a cereal killer"

"If you watch the Mighty Ducks backwards it's about a hockey team that starts sucking so bad that the coach leaves and becomes an alcoholic."

"After nearly three months of trying... ...my wife just told me that she's pregnant!! She has the worst stutter ever!"

"Why didn't the bear go to college? Because bears don't go to college."

"your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean."

"Did you know that if Hillary Clinton is elected as the U.S. President, she would be the first president to have ever slept with another president."

"What does Neil Degrasse Tyson call orgies... ...the big bang courtesy of reds"

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four"

"I stick pins and needles in the people I don't like because can't afford voodoo dolls."