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Joke of the Day

"Jay-Z has an underachieving brother named Lay."

"Look on the bright side would be horrible advice to someone trapped in a tanning bed"

"I hate it when you gain 10 pounds for a role... And then remember that you're not an actor."

"2013 is nearly over so like this status if I've ever made you smile this year."

"What do you call two guys using the same urinal? Peers"

"As a large scale chicken farmer I raise hundreds of cocks everyday for a living."

"TIFU by mixing up by wifes sandwich order at Subway Whoops, wrong sub."

"What happened to German Orphans after WW2? Did they ever get back on the Reich track? (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)"

"Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does it's down the chimney."

"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face. A joke from a 3 year old who thought it was hilarious, but probably didn't understand it."