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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new Home for Paraplegic Women I hear the place is crawlin with broads"
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"In the future when cats rule the world, the currency will be Cuteness and i will be a poor and lonely man"
"What is the difference between British beer and a pussy? The pussy only tastes like piss at the start."
"Good news: Your wit is really mind-blowing Bad news: It's not my mind that I want blown"
"Modern feminism."
"What is a pirate's favorite letter?"
"The book I'm reading says ""4-6 years"" on the cover, but there's only like 6 words on each page. I'll be finished by the end of the week."
"Doctor Doctor I feel like a dog! Sit!"
"Hey Girl Scout, let your mom handle my cookie transaction. I don't have all day to watch you practice math."
"For every cigarette you smoke God takes away 1 year of your life and gives it to Hugh Hefner."