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Joke of the Day

"If David Bowie were alive today... he'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, ""Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"""

"Congratulations Amy Winehouse On three years of sobriety!"

"Scientists detected gravitational waves directly for the first time Your mom's gonna get half the Nobel prize."

"I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg I said to him: ""I bet I know what your favourite holiday is."" He said: ""You've got to love Easter, baby."""

"What was the Sci-fi remake of A Streetcar Named Desire? InterSTELLLLLLLAAAAAAAR"

"What's brown and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron"

"I tried explaining to my girlfriend how hard it is to pee with a boner... Now she stands in the bathroom naked just to make it harder"

"If you're in your car, go ahead and pick your nose, because the car makes you invisible."

"Isn't it ironic that the favorite drink of Britain's homeless is called ""Tennents""?"

"if theres 'national public radio'? (npr) is there also 'private public schools'?"