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Joke of the Day

"If David Bowie were alive today... he'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, ""Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"""

"Pretty sure marriage was invented to help people overcome their fear of death."

"""I hate when I can't think of the right word,"" she protesticulated."

"Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode? Because it's bipolar."

"What's the difference between a canoe and a jew? Canoes tip"

"You mama's so fat"

"I hate it when people call me contrary. I am *not* contrary!"

"What do you call a man with his big toe above his shin? Tony"

"My mom yelled at me when I said I have never used a condom. Then I told her it was because I'm a virgin at 24 years old. So, my dad yelled at me instead."

"Girls of Reddit what do you like in a man Lol we all know girls don't do the ""Internet""."