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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron"
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"HOT LOCAL MOMS IN YOUR AREA ARE WAITING TO TUCK U IN & WILL BE CHECKING THAT TOOTHBRUSH SO GET IN THERE & DO IT RIGHT MISTER"
"Coworker: people around the office think you're too controlling Me: what's that? Coworker: oh, sorry *raises hand*"
"TIFU by starting a World War after accidently shooting a British submarine. Oops, wrong sub."
"Today was so terrible, I thought Steven Seagal was in it."
"Today in band we played a japenese piece... I bombed it."
"What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.? His brother with the DVR"
"Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly? Because they're trying asbestos they can."
"What's the difference between iFunny features and the gif subreddit? A week."
"I have a Russian driving instructor. He tells me to ""Putin to 1st"" but i always end up Stalin."