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Joke of the Day

"What's brown and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron"

"Have you seen www.yawn.com? Yes but I'm a bit tired of it."

"Know why I pulled you over? ""No sir"" 1987, 7-11 on Main, you paid for Coke but filled your cup with Slurpee. We gotcha. We finally gotcha"

"I invented four new karate moves while trying to get an automatic paper towel dispenser to work."

"The good news about falling down the stairs is that my Fitbit counted it as a mile walk."

"[ First Date ] Her: So you're a MMA fighter? * flashback to me kickboxing a mannequin at Nordstrom's * Me: Yea, I'm still training"

"Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live"

"Most women turn into good drivers So if you're a good driver watch out for women turning"

"Why does it take more than a million sperms to fertilize one egg? 1) Female Ego... Rejection without Reason! 2) Male Ego... Won't Ask For Directions!"

"A group of protesters are in front of a physics lab ""What do we want?"" ""Time travel!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Irrelevant."""