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Joke of the Day
"How do you make someone holy? You beat the hell out of them."
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"A big thank you to whoever spraypainted ""KARATE"" on the side of my truck. Cops are scared to give me tickets now."
"I saw Death walking out of my house today... I guess Grandma won. Again."
"What's the point of having nice tits if you're going to cover them up? Stop being so fucking greedy and unbutton your shirt like I do."
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay 200 to let a lentil in my mouth."
"What is the most popular hacking tool preferred by hackers in Bangladesh? machetes"
"Why did the semen cross the road? I put the wrong socks on this morning."
"Fruit roll ups I went to the supermarket and asked a clerk if they had fruit roll ups, he then called his gay manager to hug me."
"I Feel Really Safe There are police helicopter circling my house."
"Why is fishing dangerous? Sometimes, there's a catch"