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Joke of the Day
"How do you make someone holy? You beat the hell out of them."
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"I decided to sell my vacuum... It was just collecting dust."
"Who called them fake potatoes and not imitaters."
"What's white and troubles at breakfast? Cumshot"
"I started this new whiskey diet. I've lost 4 days already!"
"There are two types of people I hate in this world... People intolerant of other people's culture.... and the Dutch. Credit to Nigel Powers"
"What does the snicker say to the other snicker? DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus??? It only takes one nail to hang a photo"
"What do you call a frozen hamburger? A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself."
"What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet? Shoe."