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Joke of the Day
"What gets whiter as it gets dirtier? Michael Jackson!"
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"Actually, there are but two types of people Those who can extrapolate from limited data ..."
"Trump's Secret Service is going to have a problem If someone shoots at him, they will yell ""Donald Duck, Donald Duck"""
"Whats 10 inches? What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage"
"I went for an interview at a black smiths.. The black smith asked ""have you ever shoed a horse before?"" I replied ""no, but i told a donkey to fuck off"""
"Answer your phone, ""come in"" just to mess with people once in a while. Count how many seconds it takes for them to respond."
"Two guys in CA walked off cliff playing Pokemon. Natural selection accelerated at 9.8 m/sec2."
"My inflatable girlfriend always looks surprised when I walk into the room."
"What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?? Cancer"
"my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and i ate them because im a velociraptor disguised as a milkshake vendor lol owned"