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Joke of the Day
"Why don't women need umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen."
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"I remember a friend asking me why I had a bottle of wine in my car, I said I got it for my wife... He said good trade..."
"Why is it true that if vegans ate you it would not be cannibalism? Because you are fucking nuts"
"Why a fruit doesn't walk? Because fruit flies"
"Do you know who I saw yesterday? Everyone I looked at"
"No mom I won't go to ""night school,"" I already get what night is, it's that bullshit thing where the sun turns into the moon for a few hours"
"What does a taxidermist do for a living? Oh you know... stuff..."
"There has been a rise in sheeple recently. Someone better tell the sheep shaggers to wear some protection."
"Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease? A. Because they're all pigs."
"What do you call a homosexual man on a wheel chair? A human being"