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Joke of the Day

"[interview] So what's a personal strength? ""Honesty."" And a failing? ""I murder people who don't hire me."""

"I like my women the way I like my coffee... Two years old and stone cold..."

"TIFU ...by posting this in the r/jokes subreddit."

"Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant? He got creped out."

"Watched the new Star Wars movie at an outdoor theater..... Watched the new Star Wars movie at an outdoor theater after dusk. It was a Jedi night."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cyprus ! Cyprus who ? Cyprus the bell !"

"What did the hat say to the coat stand? You stay here, I'll go on a head."

"What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down? Married."

"What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? A Moosician!"

"Whenever I miss my ex I think about the things I didnt like about him... Like his hairy behind and his wife."