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Joke of the Day

"A little boy and a little girl are having a bath... When the little girl looks down at the little boy's crotch and notices his penis. ""Can I touch it?"" She asks him. ""No! You already broke yours off!"""

"Young enough to know I can, old enough to know I shouldn't, stupid enough to do it anyway."

"*cashier stares at obviously fake ID* you sure you're 3? *dog panics and runs out of the store barking*"

"One day a man met three beggars. To the first he gave a dime to the second a dime and to the third a nickel. What time was it? A quarter to three."

"Think of a number 1 through 10. Double it, Subtract 1, add 20, multiply it by 5, add 2, divide by 2, close your eyes, dark, isn't it?"

"i bet all the girls say ""i bet you say that to all the girls"" to all the guys."

"Snow's starting to melt. Soon I'll have to rake the leaves from last fall and do something with the dead panda. I told the kids he ran away."

"A hamburger walks into a bar, and the bartender says, ""I'm sorry, but we don'tserve food here."""

"I'm getting the band back together.... We're called New Direction."

"The word resume has fireworks coming out of it to help with the pronunciation yet we're left to fend for ourselves with colonel?"