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Joke of the Day

"Think of a number 1 through 10. Double it, Subtract 1, add 20, multiply it by 5, add 2, divide by 2, close your eyes, dark, isn't it?"

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"Me: Can I bet $20 on the Panthers to win the Super Bowl? Government: Sorry, no Me: Ok, can I buy 1k in powerball tickets? G: Lol, of course"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hippie Barbie ...complete with simulated controlled substances and paraphernalia"
"Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. I only suffered super fish oil injuries, but I'm lucky I wasn't krilled!"
"What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed? [OC] High humor"
"My wife called me a pedophile... I said ""that's a pretty big word for an 8 year old"""
"Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom? Force of Hobbit."
"From John bishops only joking Did you hear about the local blender company? They went into liquidation"
"I was walking down the road... ...when the guy in front of me turned around and started throwing milk, eggs, yoghurt and butter at me. I thought, ""How dairy!""."