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Joke of the Day

"What's Jesus' Favourite gun? A nailgun"

"Do you know how to make 5 lbs of fat look good?. Put a nipple on it!"

"How do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a dustpan."

"What is the difference between a girl and a washer? The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it."

"If this gets 1000 upvotes, my wife and I will try anal... Please don't, her strap on is huge"

"A man sat on a baguette pointy end up. He claimed it was ""a pain in the ass""."

"Love many, trust few, and learn to paddle your own canoe."

"79% of people don't know the opposites of these 6 words. 1. Always 2. Coming 3. From 4. Take 5. Me 6. Down Are YOU the 21%?"

"Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?...... It's not because of the film's content it's because the people in the film are eating better than the people on board."

"If I notice an unfinished jigsaw puzzle at someone's house, I eat a few pieces."