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Joke of the Day

"Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by .swallowing 100 pain killers? A: After two he began to feel better."

"Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad? Because it wasn't prophet maximizing."

"They say Titanic was shot in a swimming pool. So was The Great Gatsby."

"Breakfast Bacon, Eggs, and Toast walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."""

"Until you've tried to start a conga line at a funeral, don't tell me about your drinking problem."

"What's the difference between a diaper and a politician? When a diaper is full of shit, it gets discarded. When a politician is full of shit, it runs for president."

"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove!"

"Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?"

"Which purse runs from the law? Disburse!"

"Some say a world without sin is ideal, but I disagree. After all, there's only so many problems which can be answered with cos and tan."