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Joke of the Day

"I've just got back from an undertakers convention and the main topic was new ways of disposing of the dead There was a lot of thinking outside of the box."

"Why don't people hang out with the mushroom? He isn't a fungi."

"I saw a woman with 12 breasts. Sounds strange, dozen tit?"

"Did you hear about the DJ who bought a cheap pair of photochromic lenses? He had shitty transitions."

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, if they'll fit."

"When my daughter gets older, she will have a camera phone OR a mirror. Not both. Thanks for the advice Twitter."

"What is Zack Morris's favorite type of word? A Preppysition"

"The common phrase to express somethings simplicity is ""its not rocket science..."". But what do rocket scientists say to each other? ""Come on Doug, its not.....sex."""

"The two year anniversary of Fred Phelps death was on Saturday. I hope no one made any tasteless jokes about his passing. After all, God hates gags."

"Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head is so far away from it's body."