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Joke of the Day
"Doggy style, because sometimes you both just like the same tv show."
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"Life is like a silent fart Pfft."
"95% of the world is retarded I'm glad I am the 10%"
"It wasn't much fun having a broken neck, but now I can look back and laugh."
"Getting the girl isn't as easy as they make it look in the movies. They don't trip as often, and when you do catch up they get the machete away from you. :\"
"Some people tell me I have a superiority complex. But it's actually pretty simple. They're just too dumb to comprehend it."
"what do you call someone who critiques bad jokes? A cheese-grader!!"
"I used to think revenge was a dish best served cold. Now I realize... It's getting back at someone."
"The world is full of terrible people, but there's none so evil as the man who fries bacon right next door to the gym."