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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl are you the meta? 'Cause I really didn't need this cumback."
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"Just breathe and eat a banana. Everything will be OK."
"What's the difference between an original joke and a repost? I don't know, I just click ""submit"""
"I've known my drug dealer since I was this high."
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