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Joke of the Day

"TIL that I was born exactly 9 months after my Dad's 32nd birthday... and my mom gives awful birthday gifts."

"I was in the supermarket and I thought I saw my name on a loaf of bread. I looked again and it said ""thick cut""."

"I AM THE BOSS DO NOT FORGOT Boss hangs a poster in Office ""I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET"" He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk. ""Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home."""

"What do children think of the world? I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today."

"How do you turn a little boy into a little girl? With a small loan of a million dollars."

"Heard a friend bragging about his one night stand Whatever mate, i've got two night stands. One either side of my bed."

"I decided... I decided to make my password ""incorrect"" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, ""Your password is incorrect."""

"Whats the difference between a feminist and a hockey player hockey player showers after 3 periods"

"I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it."

"My friend asked me how I got so good at guitar. I told him I'm use to fingering minors."