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Joke of the Day

"I was in the supermarket when I got a message on my phone telling me there were 24 singles in my area, Think I'm going to delete the Kraft Cheese app."

"Why is slave trade illegal Because it's a black market."

"CNN admits to dating Fox News."

"Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar? It's harder to break bills."

"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem."

"What's the worst part about being a beaver? It's a lot of dam work."

"What's the name of a Korean cook book? 150 ways to wok your dog"

"Are You a Gorilla Exhibit? Because I want to drop a baby in you."

"What did the dementia patient say to the other dementia patient? I forgot."

"1. The truth will set you free. 2. The truth hurts. 3. Being set free hurts."