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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a guitar player's car more aerodynamic? Take off the pizza delivery sign."
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"Poop jokes... are the shit."
"How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool? Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off? Shake the stool. ^(OK, I'll leave now.)"
"Social media is great. Before Facebook I'd never know what the girl who wrote ""dirty Jew"" on my 8th grade locker was thankful for this year."
"Uses pic of car as profile pic. Gets hunted down by Decepticons."
"Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time? because it said ""CONCENTRATE"""
"What do Bill Clinton and Dick Cheney have in common? Both shot someone in the face while in office."
"A man walks into a bar Ouch"
"After the delicious brownies have all been consumed following my funeral, a video of me will inform everyone that they just ate my ashes."
"A bug zapper, but for people trying to come into my office."