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"Seasons Greetings by Mary Christmas"
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"What do you call a feminist from LA? A SoCal Justice Warrior."
"So sex workers ever post anything that's nsfw?"
"Always the best looking one in the room. *Restroom **Restroom stall whatever"
"What's Lorde's favourite band? Yeah Yeah Yeahs"
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"What do you call religious pasta? Raviholy."
"How can you tell if a man is sexually excited? He's breathing."
"So I got a nose job last Tuesday... It's amazing what hookers will do if you tip them. (Original joke)"
"Grandma didn't do 69 I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, ""No, but I have done 53, that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""