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Joke of the Day
"You know when it's a viral video when... The video is taken vertically."
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"Damn girl, you remind me of my mother! /* indistinguishable sobs *"
"Orange Jews. It's very hacidic."
"How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm? They'll both bite at anything!"
"Damn girl, you must be a moped Because I love riding you but I'd be extremely embarrassed if any of my friends saw me on you"
"Wondering why Google has a black ribbon today... I think I forgot something."
"How do you fix a woman's watch? - It doesn't matter. There is a clock on the oven."
"What did Princess Diana say when she reached the ball? ***gagging noises*** PS: I don't know how to spell that out."
"There was once a psych researcher with a rare genetic defect that gave her four buttocks. She was fired for being bi-assed."
"It's so hot today I went to see the ex just for the cold shoulder and icy stare."