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Joke of the Day
"Mommy Mommy (SA joke) Why is Daddy hanging in the cupboard? Shut up, and eat your biltong."
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"What does an educated owl say? Whom."
"Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher!"
"Do you know why will this joke melt? Because it will be in the hot section..."
"Michael Jackson, Ted Kennedy, and Osama bin Laden walk into a bar... you fill in the punch line."
"""When in doubt, puke up some clear, sticky fluid."" -Cats"
"Zoo A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."
"I'm getting a prescription for medical fellatio."
"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink."
"Taken is the adult version of Finding Nemo."