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Joke of the Day

"How is the layer of fat around a woman's vagina called? Woman."

"I really like being a trophy husband. I just wish I wasn't a participation trophy."

"The Earth and the Moon get in an argument The Moon tried to be the bigger body and walk away, but the Earth grabbed it and said ""I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation. """

"I'm an okay dancer until I whip out the finger guns, then I'm just majestic."

"Why are aspirins white? Because they work."

"Why are pedophiles so full of themselves? They only have sex with people who look up to them."

"Q. Why do men like smart women? A. Opposites attract."

"What do fishermen say on Halloween? ""Trick-or-trout!"""

"If you think that there's nothing that can make your plants stay alive... Watering can"

"I once asked my friend from New Zealand to count how many girlfriends he's had Shortly after attempting to do so, he fell asleep."