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Joke of the Day
"At what age are musicians the loudest? Forte"
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"Mexican joke What do you call a Mexican without a car? Carlos"
"[date at rooftop bar] give me ur hand ""Is tha-are u wearing a squirrel tail?"" *rips off jacket to reveal flying squirrel suit* do u trust me"
"Today's rappers are lame they're unable to walk normally because of an injury or illness affecting the leg or foot."
"Bro do you even-- Bro I do. *eyes begin to tear up* *fist bumping until the sun rises*"
"I listen to trump rallies before I go to bed They're all white noise."
"My rear view mirror broke off. No biggie, I'll just put one of my contact lenses in backwards."
"[puts dog in car] Me to wife: just gonna take her to the vet Wife: why u whispering [car screeches away] Me with wife in headlock: thats why"
"I can never understand why people act surprised when horrible things happen. Where have you been since birth?"
"Why is Perl Jam's new lead singer fat free? They couldn't find a Butter Man!"