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"At what age are musicians the loudest? Forte"
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"After a big tsunami in Japan, the Chinese began to hoard soy sauce. So I guess you shouldn't Kikkoman when he's down."
"Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: Because they don't know where home is."
"I bought some shoes of a drug dealer, I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."
"Q:Whats is fat ugly and gives good head? A:Your mom OOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOooooo"
"Brie is my favorite cheese that sounds like a white girl you meet for a mani/pedi while drinking Chardonnay & quoting ""Mean Girls."""
"What does a Knight do at night? Nighty Night"
"What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury? Yakmanninov"
"Just witnessed kids playing tag. What is this world coming to? Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise?"
"What's the difference between anal sex and an oven? The oven doesn't fart when you take the meat out."