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Joke of the Day
"How do cows talk to each other? They cowmoonicate."
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"""I feel like 790,000 bucks!!"" Said a woman feeling like a million bucks."
"What time do you go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty."
"Why did the dog sleep so poorly? By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!"
"So how did you die? Too long for here, read comments."
"did you hear about the gay, cannibal pirate? apparently, he loved the taste of seamen."
"Incognito mode on google chrome is useless.. Everyone in the library can still see me wanking"
"I never keep toilet paper in the guest bathroom. They don't need that kind of incentive to visit again."
"If you're ever attacked by a bear play deaf, be like ""I can't even hear you bear"""
"you can't say ""i'm bored"" as an adult because if you have time to be bored then you should just be napping. wow you're bad at adulting"