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Joke of the Day
"What does a pirate say when he turns 80? Aye matey!"
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"Jason Russel's been caught masturbating in public? Well, I guess it was Kony a matter of time before he fucked up."
"""Doc, my boyfriend & I don't wanna get pregnant. He hates condoms & I think the jelly isn't working."" ""What kind are you using?"" ""Grape"""
"""Your word is 'oujia'"" -could you use that in a seance? [spelling bee judge puts hand over the mic] I think.. I think this guy just won"
"How did the toilet paper beat the asshole in the election? With a smear campaign."
"What is mozart doing nowadays? Decomposing"
"I get jealous over the little stuff... Why? Because we started out doing that ""little stuff"".."
"Who should of gotten asphalt? Cleopatra."
"Lone girl at the table: ""I like giving BJs but my boyfriend doesn't like getting them"" 5 guys in perfect unison: ""You're not doing it right"""
"My wife has two weeks left to live... Then I'm going to stab her."