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Joke of the Day
"Breakup? I'm sorry no. You're not finished being in love with me yet."
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"Do you know why fruits don't get married? Because they cantaloupe."
"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problem out with a pencil."
"How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them."
"What did the Nazi say to the clock that went tick-tick-tick? Ve have vays of making you tock..."
"Why are New Yorkers so depressed? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey."
"Anyone have a lot of unused pregnancy tests? Hate to see all this pee go to waste."
"Did you know that if you put your finger on your nose there is a 99% chance... That your finger is gonna be on your nose... What were you expecting to find?"
"My father was never proud of me. One day he asked me, ""How old are you?"" I said, ""I'm five."" He said, ""When I was your age I was six."""
"Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda? She thought it was diet coke"