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Joke of the Day

"What's Irish and sits on a porch? Pati 'O' Furniture"

"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant praying mantis."

"I was asked to grade Caitlyn Jenner I went with a D-"

"We go to college to get a good job to buy an expensive tv to watch truck drivers on the discovery channel."

"What Do You Call a Terrible German Hot-dog Stand Owner? The Wurst Guy."

"What do you call sex with a black person? Beastiality."

"Sign Driving through a residential area, saw a sign: SLOW Children Playing! I thought to myself ""Gosh, that's a bit cruel!"""

"Why did the students need a ladder to get into school? It was a high school."

"hey you got a sec? next time someone asks you if you got a sec, you must simply reply"" no i have lots of secs"""

"I hate when people say, ""You barely touched your food"" like what do you want me to do stroke it?"