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Joke of the Day

"What's Irish and sits on a porch? Pati 'O' Furniture"

"What's the easiest part about eating Jews for dinner? They're pre cooked"

"I once dated a model, but I always preferred the earlier versions. This particular one was not very user-friendly, she was high-maintenance and my friends would always borrow her for personal use."

"That which does not kill me... should run."

"What is the best part of a blowjob? The 15 minutes of silence."

"My car is 13 years old. I like how the ceiling fabric hangs down and makes it feel like a blanket fort."

"What is the difference between an arrested public masturbator and a period? The period comes after the sentence."

"I think Jesus is black.. Because he's our father and still hasn't come back yet."

"What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get? A melon collie!"

"NPR is reporting terrorists are using twitter. I call bullshit. After logging on, most of us aren't motivated enough to get dressed"