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Joke of the Day

"QA Manager: And what is the protocol when an aircraft comes inbound with a suspected Ebola case? ""WTF. Planes can catch this shit too?"""

"Imagine if last names were invented now, so instead of ""Smith"" and ""Baker,"" we had ""Frontenddeveloper"" and ""Socialmediaconsultant."""

"People and airplanes Be nice to fat people, they're human too. Human Boeings!"

"Hearing deteriorates as we get older. So why with every new year does the sound of someone eating become louder & more annoying?"

"the one joke that i just dont get so how bout that airline food"

"What is the difference between a Mountain Lion and a Guppy? A Guppy likes to muck around the fountain; a Lion likes to fuck around the Mountain."

"Doctor: *taps knee with mallet* feel that? Me: No Doctor: or this? *jabs toe with a pin* Me: Nah Doctor: Just as I suspected. This is my leg"

"I accidentally said Hello to a feminist the other day. The court trial starts tomorrow."

"""are you a programmer?"" not really. me is more of an amateur grammar"

"I go in hard and come out soft You blow me hard what am I? a stick of gum :D"