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Joke of the Day

"I did a theatrical performance about puns.. Really it was just a play on words."

"I like my women like i like my coffee... Silent."

"""Its a boy"", he shouted. ""It's a BOY! I still can't believe it! Tears rolling down his eyes, swearing never to come back to Thailand again."

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."

"When black guys say ""ya feel me?"", I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at."

"What do anal and spinach have in common? Well, if you hated it as a kid, you're probably not gonna like it as an adult."

"A man walks up to a woman [NSFW] And he asks the woman If he can pet her pussy. The woman says sure but you'll have to hold My cat."

"My friends and I are having a body-part pun contest. The game is afoot!"

"Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world? Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's Burger King!"

"With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit."