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Joke of the Day

"I must be an odd one Because I can't even"

"Why do squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry."

"I had an Ethiopian blend of coffee this morning... It didn't taste very rich."

"Where does a King keep his armies? In his sleevies!"

"Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent."

"I used to be a circumcist. The pay was shit but I got to keep the tips"

"Doing crystal meth lowers your risk of dying from cancer... by raising your risk of dying from crystal meth."

"For those of you who voted for Trump... You did the Reich thing."

"I know they say that looks aren't everything... But have you ever tried wanking to personality?"

"Guys I have to work a total of like 18 hours today. Someone hold me. Under water."