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Joke of the Day

"I must be an odd one Because I can't even"

"Your baby has no idea that you threw him a 1st birthday party. All you did was inconvenience your friends."

"Americans should be asking Santa for better presidential candidates and nothing else."

"A small box of strawberries If there was some play on words that could turn a small box of strawberries into a punnet would be quite funny"

"What do you call a literary fish? Salmon Rushdie!"

"It would make more sense to put a teacher in every gun shop."

"Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts"

"If you borrow my laptop and the volume is at 16% go wash your hands immediately"

"[financial advisor] based on your income and savings you can retire at age 116 [me] *slips her $100* let's make it 112 [her] now it's 120"

"Did you hear about the first gay bar in Saudi Arabia? It's called: Allahu Cock-bar!"