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Joke of the Day

"If ""God is in the details"" ... Then consider the little, sweaty red knots of skin on my ball sack to be godly."

"*driving my date to the ER* I told you my possum doesn't like direct eye contact. This one is on you."

"What do you call a panda that graduates last in its class from medical school? Dr. Bear Li"

"I thought they'd named a loaf of bread after one of my exes then I realised it said Thick Cut"

"What did the ghost say when he looked in the beehive? Boo-bees!"

"When wearing a bikini,women reveal 90% of their body....men are so polite they only look at the covered parts"

"I didn't sleep so well last night... So this morning I made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water. I made it halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car."

"""There is no such thing as a stupid question."" - person who has never walked my family through attaching a photo to an email."

"When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough. Someone started talking about fighting 'No, man, I've got to go home.'"

"You really shouldn't mess with rickshaw drivers They run the streets."