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Joke of the Day
"Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch? They don't want to have to retrain them."
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"How do you know if a hippo is in your oven? The door won't close"
"Moon rock versus Earth rock Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock? Because it's a little meteor."
"When you have ""very happily married"" in your bio, we read that as ""DM me about my other secret account 'cause my spouse watches this one."""
"""How am I driving?"" No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car."
"Makeup can make you look pretty on the outside, but it won't help if you're ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the makeup..."
"What does a gay horse eat? HAAAAAAAAAY"
"The size of a woman's bag is directly proportional to how crazy she is."
"Jim is a butcher. Has a sister named Delores. He stands 6ft tall and wears a 10 gallon hat. What does he weigh? Meat hes a butcher."
"Hey, dude who's still lighting fireworks at midnight, nobody would notice a couple of gunshots right now."