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Joke of the Day

"Good luck to the 13 year old girl who is pregnant and wrote ""California"" for ethnicity on her clinic forms."

"I want to work for YouTube. It sounds so easy! All you have to do is remove a few lines of code everyday!"

"What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ? Being given head."

"How many tumblr users does it take to change a lightbulb? Light is triggering, shitlord. DOWN WITH THE BULBTRIARCHY"

"There are so many old jokes on this subreddit... Want to hear a new one? 1."

"How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!"

"Whites are now a minority in California you could say there is Juan too many Hispanics."

"The cast of 16 & pregnant are the future cast of 32 & grandparents"

"What kind of dog is the quietest? A ""shhh""nauzer"

"We all know by now that when someone says, ""I'm sorry, I never got that text,"" they ABSOLUTELY got that text, right?"