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Joke of the Day

"Good luck to the 13 year old girl who is pregnant and wrote ""California"" for ethnicity on her clinic forms."

"Greece announced they are going to default on their nearly 1.8 billion dollar loan Who would've thought the country that invented the philosophy major would be broke?"

"The Miami Dolphins...."

"What is the bravest organ? The *gall*-bladder."

"Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it."

"Another bunny"

"How does NASA organize parties? First they planet then the stars comet."

"Roses are brown, violets are grey I just found out I'm colorblind today."

"What do do you call a Mexican rolling in the sand? A churro."

"What do ghosts order at the bar? Sam-BOO!-ca"